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The Original Remote Controlled
Fart Machine!
Works Up To 50 ft. & Thru Walls

As Advertised On The HOWARD STERN Show

We have the Original Fart Machine! The Best Fart Machine Avaialable! You can now purchase the Funniest Gag product ever produced! The Remote Controlled Fart Machine is the high tech replacement for the now obsolete Whoopee Cushion. Armed with this device, you can embarrass your victim whenever the mood strikes you.

Use it anywhere... at parties, school, movies, office, in a baby's diaper or in the Thanksgiving Turkey! Think of the pranks you can play when the family members come over this holiday season. This item is shipped priorty mail so you're gaurenteed to receive it fast.

It Has 5 Realistic Fart Sounds
Caution: You May Die Laughing!
Push the button on the remote from up to 50 feet away and listen to it FART!
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